Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Backside of Water

A recent controversy has broken out on Twitter. It seems Trader Sam, the longtime merchant head trader located within the Disneyland Jungle Cruise ride, has come under investigation with the FTC. Evidently FTC got word Trader Sam intended to extend his 2 for 1 sale, which violates FTC rules on running continuous sales. The long time sale is Trader Sam trading 2 of his heads for one of yours. Unnamed sources indicated that Trader Sam has been offering the sale since the ride first opened in 1955.

Sources also indicated that Trader Sam has been a subject of the FTC in the past for his trading practices. When FTC officials tried to visit Trader Sam in the past they became fascinated by the backside of water and forgot to question Trader Sam.

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